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AI-powered justice · Entirely unnecessary

Justice is blind.
And deeply petty.

Bring your ridiculous argument before an AI judge with an unreasonable amount of gravitas. Small stakes. Strong opinions. Fictional justice.

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For friendly disputes only. Not legal advice. Not even slightly.

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The court’s founding principles

Roast the argument. Not the person.

Privacy before publicity.

No real-world legal authority. Ever.

Exhibit A · Illustrative verdict

Tiny dispute. Full judicial treatment.

A preview of the voice we're building. Not a customer case. Certainly not a precedent.

Petty CourtSample No. 001

The People vs.
The One Sip of Milk

The defendant returned a carton containing approximately one tablespoon of milk to the refrigerator, arguing that it was “not technically empty.”

The verdict: guilty of breakfast obstruction

The court finds that a carton is a promise. This carton was a lie with a lid. The defendant is sentenced to buying the next carton and saying, out loud, “I knew what I was doing.”

“Technical correctness is not a breakfast.”

Fictional entertainment. No actual legal consequences.

The intended courtroom experience

From grievance to glorious overreaction.

01

State your case

Describe the disagreement and both sides of the story. Nicknames are welcome; private identifying details are not.

02

Let the judge overthink it

The planned AI ruling lays out the facts, arguments, absurdly serious reasoning, a verdict, and a harmless sentence.

03

Keep it private. Or make it a moment.

Privacy is the default in our launch plan. Public sharing will require your explicit choice—not the judge’s enthusiasm.

Court fees · Launch roadmap

Petty stakes. Petty prices.

The planned basic case is $0: a written ruling, case page, and basic verdict graphic. Paid upgrades are planned—not promised or available until their delivery is tested.

Supreme Court · planned $3.99 per case. Expanded reasoning, personalized sentencing, an illustrated certificate, PDF, and judge personalities.

Deluxe Courtroom · planned $7.99 per case. Supreme Court features plus narrated audio; video only if supported by tested integrations.

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For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
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Before you approach the bench.

The court will entertain your nonsense

You’ve argued enough.
Bring receipts.

The last slice. The unwashed pan. The definition of a sandwich. Your grievance deserves a better punchline.

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